Goopy

Gwyneth Paltrow is getting some grief for her new website, including flak for a dumb name. Personally, I like the name. G for Gwyneth, P for Paltrow, a big “oo” to make it sort of googly. (Maybe her middle names are Ophelia and Olive? Or just Olive Oyl? Who cares.) So what if it sounds […]
Goop 2
or maybe Paltrow is riffing ironically off an old kids’ poem?: The Goops by Gillette Burgess The Goops they lick their fingers And the Goops they lick their knives They spill their froth on the tablecloth Oh, they lead disgusting lives! The Goops they talk while eating, And loud and fast they chew; And that […]